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Buttigieg Buttigug Butti Buttigag rigged that cuckold caucus cauckold shittin on the American people-like people like a Washington insider just waitin to fuck us over like Bush, like Trump, like another Obama Another false promise. Cap that Cali-fortune-ah app with a double dose of 21 thousands for “Software Rights” and Post Elections written futuristicullyicy cause you-know-what’s gonna happen if that Butti Boi slimes into office IDENTITY CRISIS and oh my, here we go again! Another Full Four Fuckin Years of the same old same old and I don’t even have to tell ya what how or who cause the news is the same bomb to our senses senseless. We gonna keep gobblin sand gobblin sludge and slip on slime and sip the suffering in our morning cold brew/hot brew while our not our children bloat up die in our not our arms worrying Smartyphony-whats Ipads and Alexa “Where’s the closest Fad Thai?” and do-dads to go backrupt and shit in a ditch ‘till a woman accidentally wheels over your head and the